thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via sorry)


There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.

(Source: danielmaitland, via sorry)




jewbat:

(Source: queen-angelina, via g-iggle)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via wondurs)


guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via sorry)




dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via chinupprincessorthecrownfalls)



(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via howemmaseesit)



inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

(via g-iggle)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via dutchster)


fatpeoplemakemehappy:

thelovelettur:

i thought this was an everything bagel with a ribbon tied around it
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

(via sorry)