the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
I’m already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.
teacher: are you okay do you need any help?
me: yes, financially
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load